TenkenNoKaiten
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Well, it's true that aside from soda you've got chips, pizza, beer,
burgers, nachos and a million other fatty things. Mix that with drive
through windows and a tendancy to drive everywhere and you'll get some
pretty hefty fatties. You know, the mother that walks down the street
and keeps her kids from running into traffic using her gravity well to
suck them back.
However, there's not a ton you can do about it, people make the choices
they're gonna make, and unless you restructure the entire market to
simply outlaw fatty foods you'll never get anyone to eat right if they
don't want to. My step mom is a bariatric physician that actually helps
big people lose weight, has a published book and everything, and she'd
know. The actually statistic by the way is that over 60 percent of
americans are not just fat, but clinically obese. So really fat. Even if
some might not look it, it's affecting their bodies in the same way,
because they still have that much fat.
The solution? Assuming you can just fix it without magically changing
the wills of all the bigger people out there, then you have one option.
First, outlaw cars and drives thru's, then make all the public
transportation seats small, with arm wrests you can't lift up. It'll
shame them into losing weight and not being able to drive to closer
places incites more walking.
Second, you mix huckleberries into all hygenic products on the market,
and release bears into all major cities. A few might get picked off, but
in general they'll be forced to drop pounds if only to get faster. This
also puts a little of the responsability on wildlife and will cost the
taxpayers less.
Any thoughts?